December 2010
12 posts
“You know lunatics, serial killers, rapists—they’re completely barking mad,...”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.”
– S&M, Rihanna
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are...”
– Megan Fox
Accio Christmas!
It would dearly seem that insomnia has enveloped me once more. Thoughts and wishes are rampaging about in my head; coursing through my veins; buttering me up for the feast of sleepless musings. I’ve decided that, quite nerdishlybrilliantly, my first tattoo will be scrawled across my upper back, behind my left shoulder. It will read “I solemnly swear that I am up to know good.”...
